Monthly Archives: March 2010

Show me what the site update looks like! This is what the site update looks like!

…aaand I’m back, with various newsy bits. I tend to save my personal-life posts for Facebook or, you know, talking to people.  So y’all may or may not know that my awesome wife and I are expecting twins on April 6th, just two weeks away.  Obviously this is the huge, thrilling, scary, mighty center of […]

“General Akmed’s Revenge?” Is Up At Expanded Horizons + Award Reminders

Happy Tuesday, good people of Internetistan! My rather bitter, slightly silly story “General Akmed’s Revenge?” is now live (and free!) at Expanded Horizons.  It’s a sort of “Tales from the Darkside” response to the crappy racist action movies of yesteryear, with the obligatory Super Mario Brothers-as-metaphor-for-life bit thrown in.  Hope you enjoy it! Also, a […]


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“An arresting, sumptuous
and thoroughly satisfying debut.”