Monthly Archives: March 2010

Show me what the site update looks like! This is what the site update looks like!

…aaand I’m back, with various newsy bits. I tend to save my personal-life posts for Facebook or, you know, talking to people.  So y’all may or may not know that my awesome wife and I are expecting twins on April 6th, just two weeks away.  Obviously this is the huge, thrilling, scary, mighty center of [...]

“General Akmed’s Revenge?” Is Up At Expanded Horizons + Award Reminders

Happy Tuesday, good people of Internetistan! My rather bitter, slightly silly story “General Akmed’s Revenge?” is now live (and free!) at Expanded Horizons.  It’s a sort of “Tales from the Darkside” response to the crappy racist action movies of yesteryear, with the obligatory Super Mario Brothers-as-metaphor-for-life bit thrown in.  Hope you enjoy it! Also, a [...]

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  • Dropped by my cousin's house for a quick consultation with Petey the Wonder Dog. http://t.co/7sWADsgNCc 28 minutes ago
  • Woke up with what looked like half a grapefruit under the skin of my knee. Apparently I've developed gout. Achievement unlocked: Middle Age! 5 hours ago
  • I am wearing skinny jeans for the first time. And wondering how in the hell hipsters manage to carry anything at all in their pants pockets. 22 hours ago
  • Eat all the junk food. Drink all the coffee. Fix all the plot holes. Pee. Repeat. 1 day ago
  • "Hey. HEY! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?" - my kids, 3. http://t.co/jw2bvD1v1u 1 day ago
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